ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH YOUNGSTERS!!!

I NEED $70 BY THE 25th OF SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!

BABYSITTING IS AVIABLE FOR ME FROM NOW ON UNTIL THE 25th OF SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!
OR I COULD EVEN DO SOME HOUSE WORK FOR YOU!!!
GO ON A NICE DATE WITH YOUR SPOUSE AND LEAVE THE SITTING TO ME!!!!!
PLEASE CALL ME!!!
PRETTY PLEASE CALL ME!!!
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE CALL ME!!!
PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP CALL ME!!!

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW BAD I NEED THAT MONEY!!!
SO PLEASE JUST GIMME A CALL (...OR TWO...) AND I'LL WATCH YOUR KIDS WHILE YOU GO ON A ROMANTIC NIGHT ON THE TOWN!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
AND DONT FORGET TO CALL! EMAIL ME FOR MY CELL!!!
Totallyboss21@yahoo.com

Sincerly,
That desperately seeking money girl!!!!!!!