Pannies

Dear Ladies of Hollywood,

Okay, I've realized something.


We need to "potty train" movie stars.
(*cough cough*Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears...*cough*)
But for reals,
Last Easter Sunday my little cousin Lexi came over and she just began wearing "big girl pannies" for about a couple months now and she is like 2 years old and this was the conversation while I was waiting for her to go to the bathroom:
Lexi: "Eerricka! I need help putting on my pannies!"
Ericka: "Okay...."
Lexi: "shut that door! I dont want anyone to see my special body!"


I just smiled! :)
But seriously, you have seen the tabloids and the Entertainment tonight shows....No, not even the multi-millionaires that can buy every Prada bag and Lambourgini, obviously don't have enough money to buy some PANTIES! or at least know how to put on "pannies" or also know that you shouldn't wear a mini-dress with NO FRICKEN UNDERWEAR! Its common sense girls!!!!


So please movie stars, do us a favor and PLEASE wear your "pannies" because we all don't have an interrest in seeing your "special body" in the check-out line in Harmons.
Thank you!